*busts down door* hey guys whats up, welcome to my epic lets play channel. today im playing YOUR MOM!!
thank you thank you! ill be here all night! okay but seriously. hi hi welcome to my website. as you can tell its AWFUL just like me. :-)
this is a very stupid website made by a very stupid person who may or may not also be highly radioactive. please proceed with caution!!
i wish i could be cool like other neocities webmasters and be all like "yeahhh fuck the establishment, take back your own mind!!" but alas. i am a simple rat running a rat race. and like a victorian child to opium i cannot break free from the endless cycle of searching for that next dopamine hit in yet another stupid internet video trend. oh well, heres to hoping i somehow evolve past my need for constant entertainment! or atleast die so my suffering isnt prolonged any longer than it already has!
anyways enough bitching and moaning, CHECK OUT THESE COOL LINKS OH MY GOSH GO GO GO!!! CONSUME, CONSUME MY FUCKING BRAIN AHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>hey. sooo thers gonna be some popups around the site you can click. hm. yeah. soo you can do that if you want. *kicks feet*
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